Ole's Gonna Blow!

When Ole and Lena got home, Ole took off his shirt.

Lena says, "Ole dat's some chest you have dere."

Ole says, "Yah Lena, dat's a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite."

Next he took off his pants.

Lena says, "Ole dat's nice thighs and calves you have dere."

Ole says, "Lena dat's a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite."

Ole quickly reached down and pulled off his underpants.

Lena screamed and ran out the door.

Ole put his clothes back on and ran after her.

Catching her Olie said, "Lena, why did you run out like dat?"

Lena said, "Well, Ole, wit all dat dynamite around, I taught it
was going to explode when I saw how short da fuse was."