Ole and Lena had been happily married for almost fifty years.
They were out on their front porch one evening rocking in their rocking chairs.
Suddenly Ole stopped and looked at Lena.
"Lena, vhatever happened to our sex relations?"
Lena stopped rocking and thought for a moment.
"Well, Ole. I just don't know. I don't think we even got a card from dem last Christmas."