A Texan was driving past Ole's farm in a big convertible with steer horns on the hood. He saw Ole out front working on a tractor and stopped for a chat. The Texan said, "How big a spread do you got here?"
To which Ole said, "It goes from da road here, back to dat woods back there, and from da creek down there, over to da Johnson’s barn up on dat hill. How big a spread do you got?"
The Texan replied, "I can jump in my pickup truck and drive all day and not get to the other side of my ranch."
Ole laughed, "I had me a truck like dat once myself and sold dat junker to my crazy buddy Sven."
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