Ole went to the doctor because he was feeling a little sick.
After a few tests the Doctor told Ole, "I'm sorry to tell you that you have a rare disease and you're going to die in 6 months. I'm going to prescribe that you move in with your mother-in-law."
Ole replied, "That’s terrible Doc, but why should I move in with my rotten mother-in-law."
The Doc said, "Because that will be the longest 6 months of your life."