Ole was getting a little hard of hearing, so Ole and Lena went to the doctor. The doctor told Lena, "You have to do three things to keep Ole well."
"First, you have to keep everything real smooth. You have to iron everything."
"Second, you have to fix him fresh meals every day from scratch. No leftovers, no fast or frozen foods."
"Third, you have to give Ole more loving."
Ole turns to Lena and shouted, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
Lena looked at Ole and hollered back, "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE."