Sven and Ole were coming home late one night from the local bar. Worried that their wives would be furious with them for being so late, they decided to take a shortcut through the town cemetery. As they stumbled their way through the grounds, they decided to stop and rest. The town had just paid for the restoration of some of the tombstones, and several had been reset with the supporting wire attached to nearby trees. Now Sven and Ole just happend to stop close to a recently departed friends grave.
Sven saw the wire, turned to Ole and said: "Hey! Take a look at this! Peterson is doing real well now!"
"How do you know that?" asked Ole.
"Can't you see?" Sven answered, "Peterson has a phone installed already."