Both Ole and Sven needed a loan so off they go to the bank. Sven went in first. "I want $10,000!"
"What do you do for a living?" asked the manager.
"I pilot!" said Sven.
"Well, that's a good profession" said the manager as he signed the banker's check.
Then Ole went in and said, "I want $10,000 too!"
"Well, what do you do for a living?" asked the manager.
"I'm a lumberjack," he replied.
"Well, I can't give a lumberjack that kind of money," said the manager.
"Well, if I don't cut the wood, Sven can't pile it!"