A Norwegian, Swede and Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a pig house.
(Pigs have their own houses for winter use on Scandinavian farms because its so cold.)
They all went in at the same time. After five minutes the Dane came running out. Fifteen minutes later the Swede stumbled out the door. After twenty minutes the pig ran out.
Vell, I'm Danish, doncha know, and dis is da funniest one I've heard in a long time.
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