Ole and Sven loved to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. Sven told Ole that he'd heard about a good lake, but they were going to need an ice pick. So off they go.
They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle, including a new ice pick.
In about two hours, Ole was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks."
Well, the fellow in the shop blinked twice but he sold him the picks and Ole left.
In about an hour, Ole was back. He said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've got."
The fellow couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows doing?"
"How are we doing?" Ole said. "We don't even have the boat in the water yet!"