"In the unlikely event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device..."
When asking a barista for an iced coffee, they replied apologetically that the place didn't serve it.
When I asked if they had ice: "yes, we have that".
When I asked if they had black coffee: "yes, we have that".
"Can I get a cup of ice and a medium coffee? I'll brew my own."