In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" asked the lawyer.
Ole responded, "Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had
just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."
"I didn't ask for any
details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at
the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
Ole said, "Vell, I had just got
Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...."
interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at
the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that
he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my
client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer
and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite
Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Vell as I vas
saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and vas
driving her down the highway ven this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop
sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I vas thrown into one ditch and
Bessie vas thrown into the other. I vas hurting, real bad and didn't vant to
move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in
terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway
Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he
went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took
out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the
road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?'"
vat the HELL vould YOU say?"