Saturday, December 27, 2008

Ole, No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Ole walks up to church and the minister stops him, "Ole, where'd you get those two black eyes?"

Ole says, "In church, last Sunday, I sat behind this nice looking woman and her blouse was tucked in too tight, oooh, you could see some crack, not pretty. Didn't look good, no. So I pulled it up a little and she turned around and hit me in the eye!"

"But Ole, you have two black eyes."

"Ya, ya know, she didn't like it pulled up so I tucked it back in for her."

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