Ole walks up to church and the minister stops him, "Ole, where'd you get those two black eyes?"
Ole says, "In church, last Sunday, I sat behind this nice looking woman and her blouse was tucked in too tight, oooh, you could see some crack, not pretty. Didn't look good, no. So I pulled it up a little and she turned around and hit me in the eye!"
"But Ole, you have two black eyes."
"Ya, ya know, she didn't like it pulled up so I tucked it back in for her."
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